Your Third Nipple

Before The Revelation, you only ever knew one person who had a third nipple, and it was a squirrely-looking guy from college. At house parties, he used to take off his shirt when dancing, thus exposing his rosy nub. You always averted your eyes to this, as you were grossed out by its resemblance to a spat-out piece of Slim Jim. The extra nipple made you quietly dislike this guy, which was super jerky of you, as he was actually pretty nice.

Then when you are 21 you go for a checkup, and when the cheery nurse is giving you a breast exam, she pauses in her probing to chirp, "Well, looky at you! You've got a triple nipple."

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